Welcome to the truth.
I've created this site to inform the world and its occupants of the coming invasion. Firstly, we're not the only sentient beings inhabiting this Earth. Not aliens but something native to our world, these ancient creatures lost most of their numbers through de-evolution.
Once upon a time, they were powerful enough to wipe out the dinosaurs. But today, their de-evolved cousins oblivious and peaceful, surround our modern lives; nutritionists even suggest we eat five of them each day.
I refer of course to our fruit and vegetables. Hidden in the depths of the Earth are a band of fruit that remember the old days. They call themselves Fruiteers. They've slowly been rebuilding their numbers and uniting under once cause.
On October 31st, Halloween 2012, they'll boost their numbers immeasurably, by bringing the worlds compost heaps to life. These Compost Monsters remember only the manner with which they were chopped, prepared and eaten. Their only objective will be to reap havoc on those responsible for their demise.
You have two choices. Fight back prepared and informed, or give up and allow them to take revenge. If you bravely wish to fight, devour this information. So when the apocalypse comes, and I assure you it will. You'll be ready to pick up your weapon of choice and kill them for a second time.
Yours Faithfully,
Pierre Van Conko
